Santa Bahut Teji De Gadi Chala Raha Tha To Trafic Pulis Wale Ne Use Pakad Liya Santa: Sar Main Gadi Chalana Sikh Raha Hu Pulis Vaala: Bina Kisi Techer Ke? Santa: Ji Ha Vo Main 'Correspondence Course' Kar Raha Hu
Santa: Beta Ye Lo 2000 Rupaye Pappu: Lekin Papa Ye Kis Liye? Santa: Beta Ye Teri Mehnat Ki Kamai Hai Kyonki Jab Se Tune Whatsapp Chalana Shuru Kiya Hai Tab Se Raat Ko Security Guard Nahin Rakhna Pad Raha Hai
Santa: Doctor Sahab Jodon Me Dard Rahta Hai Kya Karu? Doctor: Jode To Bhagwan Banata Hai Pagle Ismen Hum Doctor Kya Kar Sakte Hain?
Banta: Yaar Santa Bebas Aur Lachar Hona Kise Kahte Hain? Santa: Oye Jab Astha Chanal Chal Raha Ho Aur Remot Kho Jaye
Santa: Yaar Ye Ramdev Baba Wala Nods Kharida Hai Inko Khana Kaise Hai? Banta: Ek Naak Band Karke Dusri Naak Se Andar Khinchana Hain?
Jito: Aap Jo Mujhe Naam Lekar Bulate Hain Iss Karan Bachche Bhi Mujhe Naam Lekar Bulane Lage Hain Santa: Achchha! Kal Se Main Tumhen Mammi Kahkar Bulaunga